Why He Wears His Shorts On The Outside – A Review Of Supergirl XXX by Dan Wickline

Being a writer is an odd job. You never know what the next day will bring. Yesterday I spent the entire day working on my second Lucius Fogg novel. The first one is available I looked at my ‘todo’ list and saw that I needed to review I had done a set visit to the filming of thismovie a few months back for an article for this they sent me a screener copy. Well, work is work, so I grabbed a big bucket of cut a hole in the bottom… like you’re supposed to… and sat down to watch the film.Now I’m going to say the line everyone says: I don’t usually watch pornSure I might catch the occasional Cinemax opus late night. Who isn’t going to stop for Alien Sex Files 7 or Busty Jones and the Temple of Poon. But I haven’t seen much hardcore pornsince I dated that one ex-girlfriend who thought they were instructional videos and wanted to try out every position until my knee buckled.With that disclaimer out of the way, I have to say that this is one of the most schizophrenic films I have ever seen, regular or porn. It was likemy brother and I sat down to write a movie. My brother who once commented on a picture of a naked womanThat’s nice, but I can’t see her kidneys.’ The movie starts with the destruction of Argosalready sitting in her rocket ship as her parents saygoodbye. The ship, a convertible (to better see the stars with I guess), blasts off just as the planet explodes and she crash lands on Earth inwhat looks to be theThe effects of the ship, crash and exploding planet make Jon Pertwee episodes Who look like Avatar.
Now on Earth we switch to Superman coming home to see Lois. He’s down because he feels he’s not needed anymore and she tries tocheer him up with sex. We learn a lot in this scene. First we learn that Superman likes having sex in costume so much so that he’s put a holein the blue jumpsuit part so his penis can hang out freely. This now explains why he wears his shorts on the outside. Second we learn thatLois has quite a few tattoos, fake boobs and a very dirty mouth on her. She definitely grew up on an army base. Third, Superman has yetanother power, super endurance as this scene seems to go on foreverAnd finally we learn that while giving oral, Lois has a tendency tosound like a 1993 Toyota Corolla with a flat tire. Not the most alluring of noises.
From there Kara arrives at the Kent apartment and after convincing Clark she is indeed his cousin they have a conversation over thebreakfast table. In this scenehow their powers work while Jenna Presley as Lois Lane makes a bunch of smart ass comments. The dialogue here is pretty good. The explanation of powers workshe problem is the acting and timing, both of which are reminiscent of my third grade production of Equus. But then again, you aren’t looking at porn to find the next Marlon Brando.