Buick Lucerne Super

Moredrivel here – act surprised.  The Lucerne is the final demonic incantation of sub-parW-body, which should have died with the Grand Prix.  But instead of dying, GM continues to crank it out because stupid people continue to buy them.  And you can even get the hot-rod Lucerne Super, which is perhaps the most ironically named car I can think of.What, exactly, is “Super” about a 4.6L 32v V8 that only puts down 292bhp?  Especially whengot a lighter 3.6L 24v V6 that makes 304?  And, again, as we’ve discussed there’s no such thing as a goodtransverse-V8car.  But for the “honor” of having a 16-year old engine under the hood of your ancient Buick,would really like you to give them $39,000 and change.  And, as I’vea million times beforethat kinda money could get you a real car.