Clinton Portis’s Maserati GranTurismo

As we move down the list, we begin to notice some patterns. Linemen seem to prefer category 2 automobiles (huge SUVs) for obvious reasons. The more agile guys from the Southern U.S. seem to have an affinity for category 4s (if you’re 400 pounds, that would probably mess up a donk’s hydraulics). Now, what about the “flashy” players like running backs and QBs? Well, as you’ll see here and going forward, they like category 1 cars—the flashy foreign speedsters. Why, just look at Redskins running back Clinton Portis’s sweet Maserati GranTurismo. Is this car hot, or what?